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Quoteage

This is the *updated* quoteage! If you are looking for a quote from long ago, check out the Old School Quoteage page. If you have a quote that you think is awesome or hilarious drop me a line and suggest it! Also, note: "Bad Words" will be replaced with the neutral word "llama". I've also typed up little explanations of the quotes under each one. Other than that enjoy!

"If he came any closer I would have kicked him in the balls and stolen his wallet!" ~Amber
Amber tells her tale of woe involving some guy coming a little too close for comfort.

"You, that's ironic, we are great friends with Britian after whooping their llama, eh?" ~Rush Limbaugh
Rush speaks of the Revolutionary War.

"And what is a fork? Eine Gabel. And what do you eat turkey wiht? A fork. And what would a turky do if you tried stabbing it with a fork? It would gobble!" ~Herr
Herr R. was giving us tips on how to remember simple German nouns.

"I'm pushing sugar, who needs their fix?" ~ Mr. Nelson
Sarah tried walking out of class without doing her "buy suckers for band" sales pitch, and Nelson took over.

"So who do you curl with? Do you curl up with boys or just by yourself?" ~ Grandpa
Shortly after my grandpa found out Curling season had started.

"Mr. Wiegand, if you had a ball like this and you knew how much fun it was, you'd play with it too." ~Mark
Wiegand had ruined the fun of the rubber ball in Pub Lab.

"You be nice to my Turd Bird." ~Mr. Wiegand
In a revolt again Wiegand after he stole the rubber ball, Mark and Ben stole his Turd Bird. The Turd Bird is a piece of dried horse crap with paper wings, eyes, and a cowboy hat stuck to a piece of wood.

"This homework thing is going to fail us all." "Yeah, he really kicked us in the llama in this one." ~German students
After Herr enforced a new homework law, students were fearful.

"Kim is my person! I am her secret Santa person! I am superior!" ~Mel
Mel was confinced Kim was her secret Santa at Christmas, only to find out it was Casey.

"It will be a fashion emergency! I'll come running and Reinardy will come out with a shotgun! Chh Chh!" ~Amber
Just in case Julie ever needed help getting her hair up, Amber promised to come running, although Reinardy lived in their neighborhood, and he may not appreciate it at 1am.

"Why, hello Mr. Ice Cream dish. That is some nice fudge." ~Herr Reinardy
Some student accidently starting talking to ice cream in German class.

"How 'bout them cookies?" ~Andy
Andy and I were eating cookies and CCD class, and it led to a whole cult cookie deal. I can't remember exactly how the whole thing played out though.

"I'm so nervous! There are so many people standing up!" ~Lucas
We were making fun of Kelsey, she admitted that she is nervous when talking to people if she is sitting down and they are standing up.

"Who would name a color after a choking baby?" ~Herr Reinardy
Herr admits to his hate for the name of the color baby blue.

"I don't beat child with books!" ~Mel
This fantastic quote came from when Mel was accused of beating a 2 year old boy she was babysitting with books.

"Why hello Mr. Pedestrian. Shag your llama across the street before I run you over." ~Dad
Driving with my dad while he's late for a meeting.

"Strip tease at the senior citizen section!" ~Mr. Wiegand
Be careful what you say when you speak of nursing home entertainment.

"Dork!" ~Herr Reinardy
This quote emotionally scarred me. I couldn't remember the gender of time in German. Herr told me I had a 33% chance (it's either male, female, or neuter). I guessed wrong twice, and then this horrible, horrible insult came, and of course I started crying because I was laughing so hard. Geez, harsh.

"I think I'm getting sick; too many diseased children." ~Mr. Nelson
Nelson speaks of the cons of being a high school teacher.

"When in doubt of how to pronounce something, fake a speaking impediment." ~Herr Rienardy
Ahh, German words of wisdom.

"I'm trying to keep warm, maybe I'll curl up in a fetal position." ~Hilary
I'll tell you, the German classrooms are freezing!

"Remember the 3 G's: German, Geometry, and get your act together." ~Dad
Besides from getting all A's, I get a B in German and Geometry, and this is the praise I get.

"You usually get AIDS through sexual contact, or sharing needles with your drug buddy." ~Mr. Erdman
Ah, the horrors of sexually transmitted disease, and drugs.

"Cake, eat cake! If you want to get fat like me you have to eat cake!" ~Mr. Wiegand
Wiegand encourages us to eat some birthday cake. Funny thing is he weighs like a hundred pounds.

"There will be times, now that you have such raging hormones, that you'll strongly disagree with things that I say or do." ~Dad
"Yeah, like us having this conversation." ~Andrea
Well, this is the kind of conversations that we get into while practicing driving. God I'm glad I'm done with my 30 hours.

"Yeah, we'll send those into Iraq. Look! Here comes are dancing robot army!" ~Herr Reinardy
This one comes from us German students worrying about dancing robots. I don't know about those Iraqis, but I'd be scared to death of dancing robots.

"I wish to die of natural causes." ~Dad
Tim and I were watching TV, and I think someone asked someone else how they would like to die, and my dad just had to pipe in.

"When do you want to be shot?" ~Andrea
"Later, I've got to go to Spanish." ~Mel
Do I have to say anything?


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