So, Paris Hilton knowingly broke the law, and now she wants to get out of the 45 days of jail she was sentenced to. So someone starts a petition online to try to appeal to her sentence. This can't get any better, right? Too bad the "Jail Paris" petition is kicking the first one's ass!

"Jail Paris", Signature 33717: "I just read the petition by Paris supporters and HAD to search for this site to join the opposition. The people who suggest that Paris has anything to add to their "mundane" lives should first, finish elementary school and second, seek help from a mental health professional."

And that's the truth. Current standings:
Free Paris: 18,244
Jail Paris: 33,803