Happy New Year! I partied late watching Beastmaster (which is crap compared to the 2nd) and wandering around town trying to find sparkling grape juice. We eventually settled with a dusty bottle of Sparkling Wildberry from Erik's garage mixed with Diet Sierra Mist. But I have a feeling Erik's 'rents hate us for being awake at 5:30 am.
Sitewise, all I have to say is submit to the top ten and new horoscopes are coming... eventually.
And satirewise, I found a great article from the Onion: Dolphins Evolve
Opposable Thumbs ('Oh, Shit,' Says Humanity). Read it, it's hilarious. And I'm done.