I FEEL the power of Jesus! Yesterday I was confirmed (aka my forehead was all greased up by the Bishop). The mass would have been more organized if I had held it in my basement. I can't decide which was the highlight of the afternoon: when one of the coordinators stood on a table and when she was trying to get off she stood too close to the edge and the table flipped, or when I was watching someone's little brother in the pew next to me play Snake on a cell phone. I'm so churched up it's ridiculous.